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Is this website real?

Mostly. About 40 percent.

Why is everything flashing?

It is not flashing. You are blinking wrong.

How do I leave?

You do not. You have always been here.

What does this website do?

It exists. Some days that is enough.

Where are the buttons?

Everywhere. Especially the one that is running away from you.

Who made this?

Me, Aws. All of it. On purpose, which makes it worse.

Is it safe?

It has never hurt anyone, except your eyes.

Can I get a refund?

You paid nothing, so we are giving you nothing back. Very fair.

Why is the font like that?

We asked a committee of pigeons.

What is the meaning of life?

42. Or a sandwich. We are still arguing.

How many clicks until something happens?

Between 1 and 9000. Good luck.

Why does the cursor have a tail?

It escaped from a cat.

Catch the button

It runs away. Eventually it gives up.

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